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Goalkeeper
Name: Colin 'The Wall' Harper

Occupation: Chuck Norris stunt double

Favourite Band: The Dazes

Finest Moment: Penalty save against Calderglen to book the team a cup final spot

Worst Moment: Fumbled through his own legs against The Derby Inn
Defender
Name: Stephen McDonough

Occupation: Karate Expert

Favourite Band: The Dazes

Finest Moment: Overhead clearence off his own goal line

Worst Moment: Drank A bottle of bleach
Defender
Name: Brian Mooney

Occupation: Kickboxer

Favourite Band: The Dazes

Finest Momment: Scoring a wonder goal against Larkhall in the Scottish Cup

Worst Moment: Hitting a bouncer with his own shoe
Defender
Name: Owen Clarke

Occupation: Fighter pilot

Favourite Band: The Dazes

Finest Moment: Split his head in a fearless challenge and drew blood for the cause

Worst Moment: Saw red for a proffesional fowl
Defender
Name: Andrew 'Duk' O'Donnell

Occupation: Hitman

Favoutite band: Larkhall Purple Heart Brigade

Finest Moment: Scored an overhead kick in the Scottish Cup

Worst Moment: Scored the most bizarre own goal the world has ever seen
Defender
Name: Liam 'William' Reilly

Occupation: Matador

Favourite Band: The Dazes

Finest Moment: Handed the captains arm band

Worst Moment: Somehow defied the laws of physics and kicked himself on the back of the head
Midfielder
Name: Peter 'Pan' Boyle

Occupation: SAS squad leader

Favourite Band: Medium Wave

Finest Moment: Scored winning pen against calderglen in a semi final shootout

Worst Moment: Caught in a comprimising situation in a public toilet
Midfielder
Name: Martin McQue

Occupation: Rocket....Scientist

Favourite Band: the Dazes

Finest Moment: Named Player of The Year In his first season with the team

Worst moment: Got his jaw broke with a light, friendly slap
Midfielder
Name: Chris Coliins

Occupation: The Red Teletubby

Favourite Band: Right said Fred

Finest Moment: He got a skinhead

Worst Moment: He let his hair grow back
Midfielder
Name: Gerald McCormack

Occupation: Inventor

Favourite Band: Mr Blobby

Finest Moment: Inventing the toaster

Worst Moment: Nothing to toast cause bread wasnt invented yet
Name: Gerry McGoogan

Occupation: Rock Star

Favourite Band: The Dazes

Finest Moment: Had His song played on Clan FM

Worst Moment: Clan FM chewed the tape.......It was the only copy
Forward
Name: Marky McLaughlin

Occupation: Rally Driver

Favourite Band: Elastic

Finest Moment: Scored a Screamer all thanks to a clinical assist from Harper

Worst Moment: Band from cup final due to too many yellow cards
Forward
Name: Gerry 'Raman' Reilly

Occupation: World Stong Man Contender

Favourite Band: Girls Aloud

Finest Moment: Scored the equaliser against Calderglen to take th game to pens

Worst Moment: Was caught offside....AFTER the game was finished
Forward
Name: Sean 'Elephant Man' Teirney

Occupation: High Court judge

Favourite Band: Hard Justice

Finest Moment: Coming back from a one year ban and scoring on his return

Worst Moment: Got knocked out by an opponent and got a one year ban for his troubles
Team Coach
Name: Eammon Reilly

Occupation: Heart Surgeon

Favourite Band: The Dazes

Finest Moment: Guiding the team to silverware in his second season in charge

Worst Moment: Subbed Harper at half time during a friendly when the team were 2-1 up. They eventually drew 2-2.
Team Coach
Name: George Reilly

Occupation: Bodyguard

Favourite Band: The Dazes

Finest Moment: Helped the team to a 14 game unbeaten run

Worst Moment: Turned up to game drunk and was sick on the ref
Team Coach
Name: Paul Mooney

Occupation: Olympic Sprinter

Favourite Band: The Dazes

Favourite Moment: Gave big Duk a private rub down before a game. Duk then scored an overhead kick

Worst Moment: Duk told Pauline about thier intimate meeting
Youth Team Captain
Name: Kieran Rielly

Occupation: Wrestling Coach

Favourite Band: The Dazes

Favourie Wrestler: John Cena

Favourite Team: The Bats